National Society for Everyone Losing their Sanity
Constitution

I. Preamble

The National Society for Everyone Losing their Sanity (NSELS), was founded with the sole purpose of providing a "club" for people to join, when proclaiming their sanity, or rather lack thereof

II. Offices

a. The offices, and consequently, the Executive Board, of NSELS shall consist of two Presidents, a Vice-President, a Secretary, a Bitch, and a Webmaster.

b. Duties of the President:
i. Rule supreme over the NSELS
ii. Be a voting member of the Executive Board
iii. Act as the chair (or co-chair) of the Executive Board
iv. Do whatever the Hell they want

c. Duties of the Vice-President:
i. Rule supreme over the NSELS in case of absence of both Presidents
ii. Be a voting member of the Executive Board
iii. Act as the chair of the Executive Board, if both Presidents aren't there, and 2/3 of the remaining officers demand a meeting (Bitch does not count towards this vote, as they aren't a voting member)
iv. Do whatever the Hell they want, so long as it doesn't piss off either President

d. Duties of the Secretary:
i. Write down whatever the Hell the President or Vice-President tells them to
ii. Be a voting member of the Executive Board
iii. Do whatever the Hell they want, so long as it doesn't piss off either President, or the Vice-President

e. Duties of the Bitch
i. Do whatever the Hell any officer tells you to do, but order can be overturned by either President
ii. Be a non-voting member of the Executive Board
iii. Do nothing without express permission

f. Duties of the Webmaster
i. Manage the website
ii. Be a voting member of the Executive Board
iii. Do whatever the Hell they want, so long as it doesn't piss off either President or the Vice-President

III. Amendments

Any amendments must be made by either President, and take effect immediately, as soon as the other President agrees

IV. Ratification

This constitution is hereby ratified as soon as both Presidents agree to it… no bitching permitted

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